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- Here we go. - All right!
- Today is December 30th, so it's New Year's Day. - It's New Year's Day.
- While drinking and having fun like this... - Oh, that's good!
- Let's have a New Year's party at an excellent izakaya. - A New Year's party!
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
- Here we have Akasaka, Sobie, Bekkan, and Tonari-san. - Thank you!
- Just having a little bit of this... - It's so good!
- You can tell the quality of the food. - The quality of the business.
- If you come to an izakaya around Akasaka, you have to try out Sinan's techniques. - Sinan's techniques!
- It's amazing how he's able to do that. - Excellent! Applause!
- Appare! - Appare!
- Apparasai! - Apparasai!
- So, for this New Year's party... - Yeah, yeah.
- Well, you can't do anything but eat. - Yeah.
- So we've prepared a personal computer for you. - Look at this. It's the latest one.
- So, everyone on the production side who aren't us... - Yeah, yeah.
- We've done 11 streams so far. - From "Rushed."
- Yeah, and among them... - Yeah.
- There were a lot of replays from our viewers. - Yeah.
- Replays? - Yeah.
- Like, "I want to watch it again." - Oh, there's something like that?
- Yeah, there is. Can you get that data? - Wow!
- So you watch it only for the moment it's funny? - You rewind and watch it again for the moment it's funny.
- It's like we're doing a ranking of the top 5 most watched replays. - I think it's over there.
- Oh, yeah? Where do you think it is? - It's over there.
- You know, where Akebono gets beaten up. - No, it's "Gama Gairu."
- "Gama Gairu." - No, it's...
- That one was pretty shocking. - Huh?
- I have one like that. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Akebono gets hit by water from the back of his head. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think it's that.
- The sea, right? - Yeah, the sea.
It looks like the sea, doesn't it?
I thought it was a house, but it turned out to be the sea.
I think it's that.
- I think it's around there. - I think so, too.
Now, let's look at the rankings.
Well, you did 11 episodes since the opening.
Kosugi was with you.
Yeah, it was good.
And the last one was "Shushuto Goguro 3".
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Did you have any memorable episodes?
No, but I'm pretty good at opening cinemas.
- I liked it. - Oh, yeah, it was good.
Personally, I like "Mission Impossible".
- Kago-chan? - Kago-chan.
Kago-chan's...
- Kago-chan's face... - It was cute.
I couldn't get enough of it.
I wanted to take my jaw off and drink Kago-chan slowly.
How do you feel when you drink it?
Huh? Drink it slowly?
It's like a snake, isn't it?
- You still drink it? - I still have a headache.
- I wanted to do it. - You wanted to do it.
- I wanted to do it. - Wow, it was cute.
- It was cute. - It was cute.
Don't you guys get surprised?
Kosugi, Futto, Goto...
- Tsukomi's top class... - Tsukomi.
- And then Kago-chan. - Kago-chan.
- You get surprised, don't you? - I do.
Is it you, Kago-kun?
It's just like we think.
Is it you, Kago-kun?
He said it.
I couldn't say it for just a few hours.
Don't say it.
You said something really big even in the location bus.
I want to tell you guys something.
I was a radio guest in Nagoya.
I said it there.
Don't say it! Don't show it!
- But personally, I like Kago-chan. - Yes, yes.
- Then, let's watch it. - Let's watch it.
- Let's start with Best 5. - Yes, yes.
Then, please.
Thank you for your hard work.
Replay number ranking...
Fifth place is...
"Zaco's Cookie Exploration Team" Season 2.
It's like this.
Zaco's team, Cookie's team, and Goto's team...
Unknown creatures lurking in the big city of Tokyo. Whoa! Reward!
That's what we're going to do today!
I was scared of them.
There's always a way of dealing with things.
The aborigines have gathered.
You should be able to see through the kids' eyes, you coward!
They're aborigines!
Aborigines...
You're wearing a T-shirt from now on.
The aborigines were scary, weren't they?
They were scary.
They come here, too.
They're weird creatures like this.
It hurts, doesn't it?
This creature was scary.
You never know, you know?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That was pretty cool!
Yeah.
On the way, while going through the traps set by the aborigines, the team continues on their journey.
However, the scene with the highest number of replays was...
After Cookie left the battlefield due to an injury...
After...
Ahhhh!
Ah!
What is it?!
Ah!
Whoa, that's loud!
At last...
It's Wally!
The shipwrecked Wally has appeared!
I thought it was "Star Hands."
Why is there a Harry Potter cane on it?
I thought it was "USJ."
"USJ" is over.
"Harry Potter" and "Sebastar"!
"Omamura" and "cane" and all...
"USJ" is over.
It's Wally!
No, it's not a shipwreck!
"USJ" went to Kouraku, Osaka!
It was fun!
You can stay overnight!
Yes, you can take a little break and remove the lever!
Stop it!
This is...
Wait a minute!
Ah, it's from here!
Even Cookie couldn't take a break from keeping the lever for a long time!
No, it was a little unexpected for me.
Yeah...
But it was fun. It was fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The picture was beautiful, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Green with red growing out of it.
So that's how you felt about the replay?
No, I just thought it was "scissorhands."
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I thought the "scissorhands" running from me were pretty good.
The staff's hair was also braided.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like "bam, bam, bam," you know?
I didn't think "warrior" would be "out of gun" like that.
It's nostalgic.
Yeah, it's nostalgic.
It was "outgun." "Outgun" from "Ikari."
Outgun.
"Outgun," right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They shot a helicopter with a bow.
With a bow.
They called it "kyuuun," you know?
It's not "kyuuun," you know?
Shall we look at 4th place?
Master, what do you think about 4th place?
Which one is 4th place?
I like "cooking."
Oh, you like "cooking," don't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Cooking" was interesting.
I think Master's "green onion stuff" is definitely in it.
Oh!
Yeah.
I see.
I think it's in "kika."
Like "kosugi."
"Kosugi" is in it, too.
"Gotou" is in it, too.
It's in me, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shall we look at it?
Yeah, 4th place.
It's 4th place.
Please.
Let's go get it.
4th place is "mission impossible" by Zachos Cookie.
Let's go get it.
Two Zachos Cookies become spies.
A certain celebrity goes to steal "crystal diamond," a secret item.
Oh, this is it.
But the target is...
Yuichi.
Hey, look over there.
Huh?
Kago Ai.
Are you okay?
The real "morning" girl, Kago Ai.
Don't say 'are you okay?'
"Kago Ai," I said.
Don't say 'are you okay?'
While Cago is sleeping, he should be looking for Xayah.
Do you remember this?
Do you know where we are?
I can't see.
They're doing whatever they want while sleeping.
And the moment when there were the most replays is...
Cago, are you mad?
I'm going to the store.
This is not it.
It's the moment when Zakoshi's desire unexpectedly exploded.
I remember it very well. When I was doing it, I wasn't laughing, actually. I was scared.
No, it's because I was doing it like this with the article pasted on it, and I was getting angry gradually.
It's not like that.
Oh, is that so?
I was worried, on the contrary.
It's not a man's weapon or anything.
You can't cut it, you can't cut it. You took the best part of it.
The next day, it didn't come out of the vein.
You absorbed it.
I absorbed it.
It permeated my body.
It's a part of the past.
Yes, yes.
It's a part of the past.
Yes, it's a part of the past.
That's why I want it to be born somewhere, this woman's weapon gradually.
Oh, the woman's weapon is deep.
Huh?
It can't be born like that.
What are you going to do if it's born here?
Don't make it a snack, it's a snack.
Why would you make it a snack?
So, you were in 4th place.
Yes.
Now, you're in 3rd place.
You've been around quite a bit, haven't you?
Me?
Yes.
Cookie's Ultra Quiz.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
The one with Masao Sen.
Oh, Masao Sen.
But Masao Sen was pretty random.
Yes, yes, yes.
Which one was it?
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
I think it's one of Masao Sen's.
Because he's in 1st or higher.
Hmm.
No, but if you say it like that,
I think it's overwhelmingly 'Be My Baby.'
Oh, 'Be My Baby,' right?
Yeah.
That was good, wasn't it?
No, that was good.
Yeah, that was good.
It's like, you know,
Zacosi and Cookie's lovebirds.
Yes, yes, yes.
Lovebirds, right?
They ride each other and die.
Why do they die?
Then, let's see.
Yes, yes.
3rd place.
Cooking in Scorch Co.
Today's guest is a cook invited by footballer Goto Terumoto.
But...
Should we call it "slicing"?
"Slicing"?
How much? This much?
No way.
It's from Harietsuku.
It's harder than I thought.
It's hard.
I can't do it.
I got it!
It's right! It's right!
Are you listening, old man?
It's my style!
Stop it!
Is your tongue melting, too?
Don't you know it?
"Zacos cookies" went out of control.
"Goto Terumoto's fatigue" didn't go away.
"Cooking in Scorch Co." was the most popular.
Because of the hard work, they could cook.
I want to eat it.
It was really good.
It was good.
We ate it at a hotel.
Cooking in Scorch Co.
I didn't know it.
You didn't know it?
No.
It wasn't a big bouquet.
No.
Cooking was hard, wasn't it?
Cooking is hard.
There are knives and such.
It's dangerous and you have to be careful.
It was quite difficult.
If you happen to hit a knife and it strikes your urine, it's hard.
I have a hole like this.
It's big!
That's right.
It's like this.
But you can drink a knife at all.
Like this.
You can drink it.
I'll show you a little.
Show me.
You can use a tweezers like a concord.
You can use a concord tweezers like this.
You can do it.
If you're not careful, you'll cut yourself.
The scariest thing is the knife's blade.
It's here.
The blade is here.
Here?
The blade of the knife is here.
Yes, it's here.
It's scary if you cut yourself with this.
It's like this.
It doesn't matter.
Why are you squeezing it?
I'm squeezing it.
It's normal.
It's like this.
Squeeze it.
I'm squeezing it.
That was the third place.
Yes.
Now, the second place.
It's pretty high.
That's a lot.
I don't know if you've heard of "kosugi" yet.
You mean "kosugi" as in "one two three"?
I think there's a lot of it.
Isn't it "teppeiya"?
Oh, you're right.
"Teppeiya" and "kosugi" are often used for "kaishin tsukkomi".
"Tsukkomi" of "bluetooth"?
Oh, you're right!
It's very common.
Looking at that, I think Goto will back down a little when he gets an offer.
Goto might want to tighten his belt a little.
I can't bend my belt like Kosugi-san is doing, so Goto challenged me with that in mind.
So I'm in a good condition, and then Kago-chan came and I didn't know what to do.
Don't say it!
He's probably watching, so don't say it. I feel bad for you.
Let me say it again, Kago-chan.
I think we have a bad plan.
Oh, we do?
Let's prepare a plan for Kago-chan to live longer.
For Kago-chan to live longer?
Living with chimpanzees for a week.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
He's going to get it.
Is he really going to get it?
The chimpanzee is going to get it.
Pheromones are coming out, so Kago-chan is definitely going to smell like a chimpanzee.
That's not good.
It's not good.
Okay, let's look at the second place.
Please.
The second place is a memorable first broadcast.
The guest is Kosugi Ryuuichi of Black Mayonnaise.
Kosugi, you're going to do it, right?
Wait a minute!
No, no, no, I have a lot of things I haven't said yet.
I can't do the "ah ah" sound.
Kosugi, you're going to do it, right?
Why can't I do something like this?
Either of you stop me, if you're the MC!
As the show began, they started cutting the tape.
Here it comes!
Oh, this is it!
Our special guest.
Huh?
What's a special guest?
Scissorhands!
That's right.
Scissorhands!
What are you doing with scissorhands and cutting the tape?
Scissorhands are global.
Open your mouth.
What is this?!
Without a single tape cut, Kosugi was also exhausted.
Of these, the one with the most replays...
- Let's start with this one. - This one, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it together. - Hey!
Ah!
Direct hit!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Direct hit! - No!
- Ah! It hurts! - No!
It hurts!
You should have been cuter.
What are you doing?
- Don't touch me. - Don't touch me.
- We're still connected. - Yes, we are.
- We're still connected. - My nerves...
Do you have a Bluetooth system like that?
Kosugi, it's time for you to say goodbye.
- As expected of you. - As expected of you.
- This is it.
- I thought this would be second place. - Yes.
- Which one is first place? - Right?
- There's no first place. - What?
There's no way there's a runner-up.
- No way. - No way.
- I'm sure there's no runner-up. - No way.
There's no runner-up? Which one?
"Jusco's Room" and...
"Exploration vs. Akira," "Scissors Man," and "Ultra Quiz."
Isn't it "Ultra Quiz" and "Cookie Man"?
- That one... - Masao Senma.
Masao Senma? Oh, that one.
But that one was really funny.
There were times when I was waiting for you to say it.
- Waiting for Masao Senma? - Yes, for the first time in my life.
Waiting for Masao Senma, who doesn't know a song or a fan, for the first time.
I was waiting for it for the first time.
- But "Ultra Quiz" is... - Oh, right. There's "Be My Way" too.
- "Be My Way," right? - Yes.
If it doesn't come out, it's "Ultra Quiz."
- Yes, that's right. - Yes.
There's also "Shushugoku Santa."
Shushugoku Santa.
I called the punk band "Clausen" and asked them for a cover of "Maturo Pink."
You haven't played it yet, have you?
Well, it's already out when it's playing now.
But it can't be number one.
It hasn't even been released yet.
No one has seen it.
They haven't even edited it.
They haven't.
Why would you keep it here?
What are you going to do about it?
Let's see what number one is.
Number one is "America War Truck Chris."
They invited their guest, Kosugi Ryuuichi of "Black Mayonnaise."
They will try a quiz challenge in bad weather.
Cooking is good
It's not that cold yet.
Cero
"Cero" is wrong. "Cero" is "Magic."
"Gokuro" is wrong. "Cero" is wrong.
Tears shed at the sight of Saint Chihirou
Yes, those tears are beautiful. Hashibota Kanna-chan, give me your tears. 30,000 yen on Mercari, no!
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Ryuuichi!
Sen Masao
Sen Masao, yeah, huh, I was thinking, foreign sisters, gather at my house, no!
Shut up, you two!
Caviar truffles
One more!
Caviar truffles
- Yes, sir! - Sen Masao!
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
Miss! Miss Kintaro!
Come to my house!
No, you can't!
Who is the portrait of Shin Ichimanensatsu?
Yes, sir!
Mr. Sennmatsu, yes!
Mr. Sennmatsu, say something!
That's right!
Oh, thank you for your hard work, Mr. Gokuro!
If you listen carefully, it's not Mr. Sennmatsu in the second half, is it?
Let's take a look at Mr. Sennmatsu in the first half.
It's Senn, it's Senn, it's Senn!
Mr. Sennmatsu's rush caused a lot of trouble.
Meanwhile, the scene with the highest number of replays.
What is the dry ice that has hardened?
That's it!
"Be My Baby"!
That's right!
"Be My Baby"!
"Be My Baby" is about this much.
With a combination of Zaco's cookies, "Be My Baby" was decided.
Oh, wonderful!
It's good, isn't it?
Now, we've seen the best five, but...
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's awesome. It's awesome because it has a sense of rhythm, isn't it?
No, we're both passionate about music.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like "utamon auto".
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, thank you very much, really.
Yes, you're welcome.
It's extremely fun time and extremely fun parts are different.
This is...
I think it will continue forever.
It will continue forever.
It will continue like this, right?
That's right.
Because it's good. It will continue forever.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Well...
It would be hell if only those lines could move.
No, it's true, isn't it?
It's true, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
Rather than paying only the production company and ending up with nothing...
Yes, yes, yes.
Even if we say it now, we still want to do it with our brains.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
That's for the production company.
For that.
Once we hold it down with our brains...
Yes, yes, yes.
Only when it comes out will our brains work.
We want to make use of that system.
No, no, don't say "brains" every day.
Don't say "brains" every day.
No, no, thank you very much.
We haven't caught up with you yet.
That's right.
Go around more. Go around more.
Yes, so for our gala, please watch more and more.
Yes.
It will be our money, food, blood and shit.
We won't do it for shit.
And next to you.
Next to me.
Shit is next to me.
Yes, shit is next to me.
You don't have to watch it. You can watch it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You don't have to watch it.
Yes, you don't have to watch it.
I beg you, really.
So we will continue from now on.
What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Do you have any ambitions?
Guests...
Yes, yes, yes.
There are people who always hang out with us in Tokyo.
Yes, yes, yes.
People who hang out with us a lot.
It's okay for people like that, but it's okay for people who don't hang out with us that much.
That's right.
People who don't hang out with us and are big.
That's right.
Maybe you can save money for a big guest like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Maybe you can save money for a big guest like that.
I think Mike Tyson is a good name.
There's no way I'm going to accept Tyson.
I'm scared of bears.
Take a picture of me.
And if you look outside, you can see pigeons flying all the time.
Pigeons, pigeons.
Yes, yes, yes.
Airplanes are good, too.
I see.
Can you save money?
I can save money.
Really?
Yes, really.
I'll tell you later on Skipper.
Who saved money?
I'm telling you.
I'm going to get my ears bitten.
You're going to get your ears bitten.
No one is laughing, right?
It's Genegian.
Genegian.
Genegian, Genegian.
There's something I want to call out.
Who is it?
It's good for people overseas, but I want to call out big artists in Japan.
Who?
Sharangyu
Challange (Challange)
Tsunku-san?
Yes, only Hatake.
Why? (Hatake)
Only... only Hatake.
Only Hatake in the sky (Only Hatake in the sky)
A girl wishes (A girl wishes)
That's Otomo... Otomo...
Yes. (Otomo...Otomo)
That's Otomo Kohei.
Yes, only Hatake.
Who will you call?
Hatake.
Only... only Hatake.
It's wrong.
Because "only" appears.
"Only" appears?
Then call Otomo Kohei.
No, you don't need Otomo Kohei.
Then why? (No, you don't need Otomo Kohei.)
Why do you need it?
You said it before.
Only... Hatake.
You're really bad at it, aren't you?
You're bad at it, even though you're the principal.
Smile a little.
Don't make a serious face.
Anyway, let's have fun from now on.
Yes, yes.
We'll say goodbye in 2024.
We hope you'll continue to support us in 2025 as well.
Thank you!
Also, our show will air on January 1st.
Is it a special edition?
Yes, it is.
That's great!
It's our first day together, so please check it out!
I'm so happy to see you!
I'm so happy!
He's grinning.
Oh, no, no.
He's a young middle-aged man.
He's grabbing his abs by mistake.
Oh, grabbing his abs.
He's taking off his tissue.
A carousel is coming. A carousel is coming.
A carousel is coming.
He's taking off his tissue.
A carousel is coming.
You should've seen the carousel before.
You should've made that face.
I like a young carousel.
A young carousel.
I like young carousels.
Can you make a serious face?
Of course I can.
- Then, Scott...no, Shigeru! - Shigeru!
- It's not Scott Goffrohan. - No.
- Then, please. - Yes, Scott Goffrohan!
- Anyway... - I'm happy for you.
- We have a special edition. - What?
- We have a lot of guests. - Really?
- We have a lot of tough guys. - Really?
- Super tough guys! - No, no!
Look at them!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
I'm glad it's not for life.
- It's not for life. - It's not for life!
- Yoshimoto! - There are still people who say that!
- Whatever you wear, you'll die! - You still say that!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Well, this channel started in October. - It's very popular.
- Thank you.
- For the time being, I'm secretly starting a membership. - Hmm!
- There are three types of memberships, beginner, intermediate and advanced. - Yes, yes.
- For beginners, you can watch videos earlier. - Oh, it's not Monday.
- That's right. It's not Monday or 21st, but a little earlier. - Oh, I see.
- And you can also buy original goods. - Oh, goods.
- And for intermediate players, you can join as an extra or an addition. - Oh!
- Oh, was there an addition here? - No, not yet.
- Huh? - No, not yet.
- Not yet? - Hmm...
- And for advanced players, you can join an off-campus meeting like this. - Oh, like this?
- Yes. - Oh, like this?
- Oh, like this?
- Are you bringing your own camera? - No, no.
- You have a lot of cameras, don't you? - Yes.
- You have a lot of cameras, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- I don't have one yet. - Oh, you don't?
- Not yet.
- And for the members of the membership, I'm thinking of selling some goods. - Yes, yes.
- And I'd like to introduce some of the original goods. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, at the prototype stage? - Yes, yes.
- And I'd like you to decide if it's okay or not. - Yes, yes.
- First of all, a lighter. - Wow!
- I can't get enough of it!
- Master, look at this. It's a 100-type lighter. You can use it for snacks and love letters. - Wow!
- Master, look at this. It's a 100-type lighter. You can use it for snacks and love letters. - It's really good!
- There are so many kinds of it. - Wow! It's really good!
- I really want one of these! - I can't see the color of it. It's yellow.
- It's really good! - It's usually purple or blue, but it's hard to see because it's yellow.
- Blue and blue. - Yes, blue.
- It's good. - It's really good!
- How much is it?
- If you buy one, it's about 200 yen. - Oh, I see.
- But if you add the shipping fee, it's a little expensive. - Oh, as a set?
- Yes, as a set. - Oh, that's good.
- That's what I thought. - And how much is it? - How much is it?
- 1,000 yen? - 1,000 yen.
- But isn't it enough to buy 100 items? - Yes.
- But there are five of them. - Yes.
- But you don't have to pay for them for free, do you? - No.
Even if you pay for them for free, you don't have to spend that much money, do you?
- Even if you smoke, you don't have to pay for it. - Yes.
- So... - 6,000 yen.
- If you buy it in the fall... - If you buy it in the fall...
- If you buy it in the fall, it's 6,000 yen. - It's expensive! It's expensive!
- I wouldn't buy it. - Why?
- It's too expensive. - If you buy it in the fall, you pay 1,000 yen for it, right? And you have five of them, right?
- So it's about 1,000 yen for one of them. - It's really expensive!
- Isn't it too expensive? - Isn't it too expensive?
- It's about 2,000 yen. - Oh, is it 2,000 yen?
- Yes, 2,000 yen including tax. - Yes.
Oh, thank you very much.
- Next is another lighter. - Another lighter?
This is...
- This is "Love Hotel". - Yes.
- This is a lighter. - What is this? Is it a "Love Hotel" lighter?
It looks cheap.
- Oh, but this one has a good print, too. It's gold. - Yes, it is.
This one is a little more expensive than this one.
- Well, it depends on the quality of the lighter, too. - This one is hard.
- This one is soft. - Yes.
- How about this one? Just one of them? - Just one of them.
- Just one of them? - Just one of them is too much.
Even if it's expensive, you pay 200 yen for one of them, right?
How about this one?
- Personally, I like this one. - Me, too.
But I think it's really lame.
Yes, that's why...
- How can I say it? This five-piece set and six-piece set... - Oh, I see.
- Yes, it is. - Oh, I see.
Five-piece set and six-piece set.
- Yes. - Yes.
Isn't it good?
- So it's a little expensive. - That's right.
- I don't think you can sell just one of them. - No, you can't.
Just one of them is really, really ugly.
It's ugly because it's made of gold.
- So, five-piece set and six-piece set. - You don't have to have one of them.
- If you make one of them... - If you make one of them...
- Next, stickers. - Oh, that's good.
- There are many kinds of stickers. - Oh, it's really good.
- This gold glittery version. - Yes.
- God-type of Atari-type. - Oh, I like this one.
- Oh, it's good. - You can tear it off one by one.
- Oh, it's broken. - Oh, you can tear it off one by one.
- Oh, this is really good. - Yes.
- Static sticker. - Yes.
- Copper sticker. - Yes.
- Copper sticker. - And then...
- You can put it on your car or bike. - This is good.
- Oh, this is good. - Yes.
Cars are good.
- Oh, and you know this, right? 3M or something.
- Something that's strong against fire, like water. - Oh, that's right.
- Water. - Oh, this is really good.
- This is soft. - Yes.
Oh, you can put this on your car and spread it like "how about water?"
- Oh, we did a "how about water?" project with this. - Oh, that's right. Let's do that in Hokkaido.
Oh, it's good.
This is good.
I don't put it on my car, though.
- There are a lot of bikes. - No, bikes...
- No, it's embarrassing. - Why is it embarrassing?
- It's embarrassing to put your own reaction on it. - That's true.
- It's embarrassing to put your own reaction on it. - You can only put "master" or "this" on it.
- Your own... - Your own... I don't wear my own T-shirts, either.
- That's right, that's right. - Yeah.
- Oh, it's a bit "zoku"-like. - Yes.
- It's good. - It's good.
Oh, it's good, isn't it?
- Oh, this is... - Is it a pot-cat?
- Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
- Can I have one of these? - Yes.
- Isn't it too big? - That's true.
- Where do you put it? - It's for cars.
- Oh, it's for cars. - No, it's for trucks.
- It's for trucks, this size. - Yeah.
Isn't it about this small?
- Is it? It's a little small. - It's really big, though.
It's big.
This...
This is for convoys, isn't it?
What is this?
This is the kanji.
What does it say?
Akshushutto Gokryoksan
How do you sell them?
Each one?
Or a set?
A set.
A set, right?
These two are good.
But the size is important.
This is really good.
This is smaller and easier to put on.
Well, yeah.
Like where you put the oil tank.
This is still a prototype, right?
It's a prototype, yes.
Can you change it?
You can't change it at all.
All of them are a little big.
Big, huh?
No, but now...
With this size of smartphone case,
you can hide it in it, right?
What do you do with this?
Your cell phone...
Look, you can't. You can't.
You have to roll it up.
Even if you roll it up, it's too much.
It's enough for two weeks and a week and a half.
This is...
It's a little...
Even for a computer, it's a little...
It sticks out, doesn't it?
That's right.
I think about one-fourth of this size is fine.
About one-fourth.
I can also put it on my bike.
I think you should make it a little bigger.
Oh, I see.
This has three patterns.
Small, medium and large.
This is really good.
This is good.
This is really good.
This is really good. It's cute.
Do you have anything else?
There are still a lot of things.
Oh, a towel for now.
Oh, a towel.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, it's good.
Wow.
Wow, it's good.
Wow.
Wow, it's good.
It's like...
Don't suck it in!
Okay.
Don't suck it in!
It's a prototype stage.
It's hard to suck it in!
This...
There's not much in it, but it's made of paper.
This is...
This...
Don't suck in the water.
Yeah.
Can you make it more fluffy?
Oh, it's okay.
It's a proper one.
Oh, I hope you like it.
No, I think it's fine.
I think it's good.
Thank you.
This kind of long one is good.
It's good, it's good.
And a T-shirt.
It's good. How do you like it?
It's good.
It's retro.
The back too.
Ah, it's good.
This is good.
I'll buy it.
If it's like this, it'd be good to come as Yuriom every time.
That's right.
To advertise.
This is good. Thank you.
This is really good.
Shall we open it up?
It's good.
It's not like this when you put it out.
It looks like it's coming out of your hands.
It's not like this when you put it out.
Are you wiping it?
You're wiping it once.
It's weird.
It's not like this when you put it out.
Next is a mug cup.
Ah, this is good.
This is good.
What kind of exercise is it?
Look at this.
Ah, that's the end.
It's really good.
This is really good.
It's really good.
It's kind of like a tank.
It's like an egg ship.
It's not going towards you. It's going away.
Is this possible?
It's going the other way.
Why?
It's not for women?
It's going the other way.
We're going the other way.
Our laughter is like...
There's a strong message like this.
And there's small goods.
Ah, ah, this is good.
This is for the opening.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
This is good.
A pen, a pen.
It's good for kids too.
Wow, this is really jumpy.
Is this okay?
As goods?
I think it's okay.
Really?
And for boys, isn't it better if it's for middle-aged people?
Ah, that's true.
Middle-aged people...
That might be better.
Only for middle-aged people?
We don't watch it.
It's a program for middle-aged people all over the world.
That's right.
Lastly, we made a poster.
There's a poster too?
Should we stand up and do that?
Wow, it's huge! It's like a movie poster!
It's really huge!
It's amazing!
Did you design it newly?
Yes.
Wow! I'm happy!
It's really good!
Right?
It's good, isn't it?
But wouldn't it be better if it was this size?
Right?
Thank you for removing my tattoo.
Don't say that!
It's good, isn't it?
It's like a comic book.
How much is it?
I haven't thought about the price yet.
It's expensive as a whole.
Even the paper is well-made.
How much is it?
It's okay, but it's about 3,200 yen.
Just one?
That's a lot of money.
Including shipping, it's 8,000 yen.
Wow, it's expensive.
8,000 yen for this.
If it was a fashionable poster, it would be more expensive.
Like a tray spotting or a taxi driver.
How much would you like?
5,000 yen.
Is that okay?
Including shipping, 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen.
That's good, isn't it?
Yes.
And sometimes you can make a lucky bag.
Ah, yes, yes.
You can tell what's inside just by looking at the poster.
I don't want this poster to break.
But you have no choice but to break it.
I thought you were going to say that.
Well, you can buy as many as you like.
So, for our upcoming big guest, we'd like you to give us some money.
Let's do it.
You know, when you give money to a guest,
it's not a lottery, but when you open it,
you can give it to the best person.
Like a guest's property?
You know, you can pull out a pumpkin's teeth.
Teeth can't be pulled out easily.
Can't you twist it a little?
Can't you do it like this?
If you twist it while you're sleeping, it'll move like this.
You can do it if you have a lot of strength.
I see, I see.
I see.
Well, for now...
I want to do a lot of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like a bus tour.
Oh, that's nice.
With senior customers, we can do a bus tour.
Oh, that's nice.
I want to do a lot of things.
Wouldn't it be nice to do that there, too?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Well, we only call bikini professionals.
Are you going to wear that kind of bikini?
It's a dark yellow bikini.
Dark yellow?
Is it coming?
Micro bikini.
That's 60,000 yen, right?
60,000 yen.
Are you going to pay for it?
I'm going to pay for it, but...
It's going to come, right?
Oh, it's going to come.
It's going to come, right?
I'm looking forward to it.